Its hard to masturbate and laugh at the same time
By Downstate on Mar 25, 2012 10:52 am
'pono background music'.......fuck me, thats the worst theme for a meloncolic bitch like myself. i guess its 70's funk or cheesey house music.....(although i saw a porn once with selected ambient works 2 by afx as the soundtrack, very distracting...kept thinking 'ah i love this tune'...no wait look at the swinging boobs and focus god dammit !......anyway thankfully i also once watched some porn, where the girl was incredibly hot...but i found it impossible to masturbate again because the soundtrack was 'the vengaboys - sex on the beach'. Its hard to masturbate and laugh at the same time. So as a homage to that, and because of the fact i couldnt be arsed to make some 70's funk porn music....i made a cheesey pathetic vengaboys homage. when i played that ridiculous lead i laughed so hard i could barely play. i tested it by trying to wank with this playing in the background. i could not maintain an erection so my job is done. Nick Maynard, walk into the next round my friend.
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