Stop Biting My Chameleon
By ShawnDaley on Jan 16, 2013 4:28 pm
As you've probably guessed, this one is about my Chameleon. I wrote it for all of the god damned ants that keep wandering in his cage and biting him. It's a sad life when you're writing songs for ants instead of people, but they need to learn to stop biting my chameleon. I hope this song convinces them.
So if you are one of those ants, or you know one of them by some odd coincidence, please tell them to stop immediately. The people in the apartment downstairs have a gerbil of some kind, and all you ants are welcome to go bite it instead.
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