Long story short is I'm trying to organize a last minute trip to MAGfest this year.  I've always wanted to go, but plans always fall through.  Unfortunately, it came sort of suddenly for me this year and I'm in dire need of crash space.  I don't have much money, but I can offer a little something for your trouble. I can also offer baked goods, sexual favors, favored intoxicants, etc.

So, can we get me there? It would mean the world to me.