<![CDATA[ChipMusic.org - YOUR MOM JOKES]]> 2010-10-13T16:35:18Z PunBB https://chipmusic.org/forums/topic/2597/your-mom-jokes/ <![CDATA[Re: YOUR MOM JOKES]]> Your mom's so fat that I can't even close this thread on her.

Har, har.

]]> https://chipmusic.org/Trash80 2010-10-13T16:35:18Z https://chipmusic.org/forums/post/42840/#p42840 <![CDATA[Re: YOUR MOM JOKES]]> Yo momma so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

]]> https://chipmusic.org/Decktonic 2010-10-13T14:30:37Z https://chipmusic.org/forums/post/42829/#p42829 <![CDATA[Re: YOUR MOM JOKES]]> Ya momma so bored, she didn't even read a single post minusbaby made in this thread

]]> https://chipmusic.org/ovenrake 2010-10-13T13:29:47Z https://chipmusic.org/forums/post/42824/#p42824 <![CDATA[Re: YOUR MOM JOKES]]> ya mamas so fat, she jumped in the ocean and whales started singing 'we. are. faaamily.'

]]> https://chipmusic.org/Nue 2010-10-13T11:41:42Z https://chipmusic.org/forums/post/42808/#p42808 <![CDATA[Re: YOUR MOM JOKES]]> lol what the fuck

]]> https://chipmusic.org/mepufw 2010-10-13T11:35:19Z https://chipmusic.org/forums/post/42807/#p42807 <![CDATA[Re: YOUR MOM JOKES]]> godinpants wrote:

In australia you just shout "hey cunt, ya mum" replace the punchline with actual punches.

LOL!

]]> https://chipmusic.org/celsius 2010-10-13T06:26:38Z https://chipmusic.org/forums/post/42789/#p42789 <![CDATA[Re: YOUR MOM JOKES]]> In australia you just shout "hey cunt, ya mum" replace the punchline with actual punches.

]]> https://chipmusic.org/godinpants 2010-10-13T06:03:10Z https://chipmusic.org/forums/post/42787/#p42787 <![CDATA[Re: YOUR MOM JOKES]]> Yo mama's breath stank so bad, she need a tic-tac with a battery.

And my all time favorite:

Kid 1: Where's my money at?

Kid 2: Get it from Joe.

Kid 1: Joe who?

Kid 2: Jo' mama!

]]> https://chipmusic.org/Subterrestrial 2010-10-13T02:30:57Z https://chipmusic.org/forums/post/42767/#p42767 <![CDATA[Re: YOUR MOM JOKES]]> minusbaby wrote:

Ya mama's so glad she smiled sweetly and whispered, "I love you."


rich just bronxed the shit out of this thread.

]]> https://chipmusic.org/herr_prof 2010-10-13T00:39:44Z https://chipmusic.org/forums/post/42759/#p42759 <![CDATA[Re: YOUR MOM JOKES]]> http://www.whitepages.com/people/joe-ma … mp;lower=1

]]> https://chipmusic.org/chipocrite 2010-10-13T00:25:52Z https://chipmusic.org/forums/post/42758/#p42758 <![CDATA[Re: YOUR MOM JOKES]]> Ya mama's so glad she smiled sweetly and whispered, "I love you."

]]> https://chipmusic.org/minusbaby 2010-10-13T00:11:40Z https://chipmusic.org/forums/post/42755/#p42755 <![CDATA[Re: YOUR MOM JOKES]]> minusbaby wrote:

Ya mama's teeth are so green George Washington calls her "Mint".

TOO SOON BRO TOO SOON.

]]> https://chipmusic.org/Kris+k 2010-10-12T23:16:58Z https://chipmusic.org/forums/post/42752/#p42752 <![CDATA[Re: YOUR MOM JOKES]]> Ya mama's so quiet not a creature was stirring, not even ya mama.

]]> https://chipmusic.org/minusbaby 2010-10-12T23:02:08Z https://chipmusic.org/forums/post/42751/#p42751 <![CDATA[Re: YOUR MOM JOKES]]> Ya mama's so dumb she thought Victor French was a Parisian cleric.

Edit: That's just dumb. "Victor" doesn't even sound like "vicar".

]]> https://chipmusic.org/minusbaby 2010-10-12T22:58:48Z https://chipmusic.org/forums/post/42750/#p42750 <![CDATA[Re: YOUR MOM JOKES]]> They arrested ya mama for robbing the alphabet because she's always got VD.

]]> https://chipmusic.org/minusbaby 2010-10-12T22:56:02Z https://chipmusic.org/forums/post/42749/#p42749