"You breach with the whales and blow a gush of salty water from your snout.
The net pulls you into the hull of the great golden ship.
Your bamboo practice blade transmogrifies; it is a manifold.
You grab the rudder and begin piloting your heart into outer space.
The wishes and dreams of small people become your pillow
as your eyes are drowned in an unimaginable slew of colors.

You are John Lithgow.

This is what it's like."

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