I'm both jealous and disgusted

i don't dream very often and when i do its always about nearly having sex with one of my female friends.
this thread is irrelevant.

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I had a dream a couple months back that I was in school. I reached into my pocket and found it was full of spray cheese, then a bunch of MTV rejects came out and yelled "YOU JUST GOT CHEESED!" then I found out I was on a hidden camera prank show where you sneak up behind people and full their pockets with spray cheese.

Yeah, I think it can be generally said that "people find their own dreams more interesting than other people's," but I think other people's dreams can be really interesting. I always liked reading these: http://autofish.net/clysm/dreams/index.html

Very true!

No thanks dude, but I appreciate the sentiment! 

Stuff like this has been happening to me for as long as I can remember, nbd.

That sounds so awful
At least you didn't wake up in/near the catbox, mirite?

I wasn't expecting any response to this, let alone this much. haha.
The wirecutter teeth dream has me cringing so much over here.

when was the last time you guys had wet dreams?

hot.

for the past month or so i've been having this dream every week or so, where i'm in a dentists' office, and a dentist straps me to a chair and starts cutting my teeth in half with a pair of wire cutters.

glad to know i'm not the only one

There is a lot of different ways that could get interpreted. hmu if you'd like to talk about it

It sounds like you are ready to embark into the true dark arts of cheepchoons.
But seriously, keep makin chip jams. It obviously means a lot to you. I wouldn't get too wrapped up in the surreal aspects of it.

I legitimately had a dream where my mom cut off my penis and served it to me for breakfast

I recently had a nightmare in which I had a seemingly infinite amount of dirt in my mouth.  No matter how much I tried to spit out, there was always more.  I woke up and had sleep paralysis, Nearly puked everywhere.  I am bad at sleeping.