If you can put together some money, do yourself good & get the real deal.

http://store.kitsch-bent.com/product/usb-64m-smart-card

Once you get the drivers working for this, all your problems will go away.

Okay, so I don't know if this is just horrible luck, but I started backing up since I found the problem, but now my cart is acting all crazy. I was able to get some songs onto my pc, but now when I try to load a song, it just says loading 1/6, then 2/6, etc... until FF/6, then goes to something like 1/88, and just goes over and over. I can't deal with this. Anyone have any idea what's going?

x_x Oh man, soooo much time! My own fault for being a nooby idiot though lol. @kitsch thank you so much. @everyone, thanks for all your help. SUCH a huge relief. I can finally get some sleep tonight.

Oh tonesworth, I hope you can see the funny side of this! You must have wasted HOURS restarting computers!!

Yup.
Use it in compat mode with admin privileges.

this is a bleepbloop cart, its not EMS at all

therein lies all your problems. 

use the software from here: http://www.reinerziegler.de/readplus.htm#GB_Flasher

LOLOLOLOLOLOL EMS has changed since the last I used mine.

Here's my cart. Also, I tried using a different cable last night. No luck.

^^^ this ^^^

I have the black clear one too.  Yours is the USB 64MB cartridge, yes???  It is a serious pain trying to get them drivers to work.  I can only use it with the stupid signature enforcement turned off.  The program sees the cartridge only then.  Try looking for the driver in as many places as you can.  Maybe there's a 32bit version???  The cartridge should be fine, I think.  Maybe even try a different cable???

I think this is going to require a picture...

So I asked this before, and I never got an answer, so I was just wanna check again. My cartridge one of the black ones. It's clear, and looks like a normal game cart (with a USB port on the top of course). Would this have anything to do with my problem?

Thanks bro

I've tried it with 7 so many times. I tried on XP Mode on 7. I guess I'm either missing something, or...there's something wrong with my cartridge . i'll just have to keep trying!

it is so easy to install the driver with xp and even 7, windows 8 fucking blows, you could downgrade to xp or just go to a friends house as stated above with an older pc. I have an xp desktop JUST for my SAVS, roms and games though. I like to keep it off my laptop

Just going to put this out there. It took me two years to figure out how to do this correctly.