jajajajajajajajaj xD

Book this guy for Blip Festival 2012.

no hablo espanol, senor
cause, you know, MERIKA

This is awesome. Simply perfect.

Becasue you are not a chido enough valedor, güero.

also, why does my crotch not shoot lasers?

I need that sandwich in my life

Hey UI, I made some corrections to your text that make it more understandable in english:

Also:

* Plaza = Kind of a multi-storey gallery usually devoted to one type of shop. This looks like a computer store plaza
* fresas = rich kids (in this c ase girls)
* Chido = Cool
* Valedor = Dude, dawg, bro, etc/

TECNOBREGA

REGGACHOON!

un genio, gracias por publicarlo :DDD

Probably this has few things wrongs, but its pretty much like this.... Lyrics in englrish.... (some mexican friend should have to help me in few)

CHIP TORRES....
I WILL GIVE YOU A BYTE (BITE, double meaning)

I WILL GIVE YOU A BYTE, BYTE, BYTE....
I WILL GIVE YOU A RIKI TIKI TIKI BYTE BYTE
MEGA, GYGA, TERA, BYTE... BYTE (((gime a byte)))

They call me Chip at the Plaza*,
and this store is like my second home,
i'm proud coming from Nesa town,
I sell to the emos, pandos* and fresas*
I bring out the hard drive
every time I see you
buy me a console
and i gift you a video game
eating Garnacha*
looking at the Muchachas...
relationship and the bussiness
having a good run

LEDS GO!!!!.....

Save me in your memory, Don't go to forget me
let me play with the scrollwheel of your mouse
(bis)
Save me in your memory..
(bis)x2
Save me...
(bis)x4

I WILL GIVE YOU A BYTE, BYTE, BYTE....
I WILL GIVE YOU A RIKI TIKI TIKI BYTE BYTE
MEGA, GYGA, TERA, BYTE... BYTE (((gime a byte)))

I bring the coolest in technology
i have the charger to fill your battery
if you want to get it on wit me, be careful
You gonna get out of here with a new keyboard.
I have the newest in gadgets
i gulp on my Shesco* and my egg sandwich
What's up my dawg, It's starts to get hot
i turn on the fan to attract a shopper

I WILL GIVE YOU A BYTE, BYTE, BYTE....
I WILL GIVE YOU A RIKI TIKI TIKI BYTE BYTE
MEGA, GYGA, TERA, BYTE... BYTE (((gime a byte)))

Save me in your memory, Don't go to forget me
let me play with the scrollwheel of your mouse
(bis)x4

hi girl, hi boy, hi ho girl *
what can i offer you? what was that you sought?
i make you a deal and i'm not a fool
hi girl, hi boy, hi ho girl
what can i offer you? what was that you sought?
What you are going to get a quote for?

*** this next 2 parts sounds at the same time
I WILL GIVE YOU A BYTE, BYTE, BYTE....
I WILL GIVE YOU A RIKI TIKI TIKI BYTE BYTE
MEGA, GYGA, TERA, BYTE... BYTE (((gime a byte)))
(bis)x3
Save me in your memory, Don't go to forget me
let me play with the scrollwheel of your mouse
(bis)x3

GLOSARY:
* Plaza = Kind of a multi-storey gallery usually devoted to one type of shop. This looks like a computer store plaza
* pandos = no idea, but i suppose they are rasta girls
* fresas = rich kids (in this case girls)
* Garnacha = no idea, but looks like a Empanada...
* Muchachas = girls
* Chido = Cool
* Shesco = i really have no idea what hes saying... but i suppose he said REFRESCO/GASEOSA in slang, which means SODA
* Valedor = Dude, dawg, bro, etc
* hi girl, hi.. etc = He actually said, AMIGO/AMIGA

fixed, thx akira

Irony aside, this fucking sucks and I refuse to see a deeper meaning.

Everything about this is everything.

LEDS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This  may be this week's "favourite video on all the internet" and its only Monday!
Its not as good as last weeks startled cat video, but its pretty amazing hehe

LEDS GO! FTW !

Love this I don't understand shit thou....