You!
Didn't see Harry Potter, aight? You should have used s/thing like this:
"Better pray He-who-must-not-be-named doesn't find this"

What about:

“Empty your mind! Be formless, shapeless, like WAV. If you put WAV into a cup, it becomes the cup. Put it into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put into a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now WAV can flow, or it can crash: Be WAV, my friend!”
(based loosely on Bruce Lee)

I do this a lot with my leads. (Though it's easier with 2 gameboys) you can get some interesting effects with it.

More like 95%. I try and get to it before he does. But he's got like a sixth sense.

Everytime anyone asks for anything Saskrotch has a reason for why they should not have asked. 85% of the time he is right though.

I love ths response.

I printed and hole punched and keep it in a binder, I played with pu2 tune in pulse instrument settings the other day (as recommended by the manual) with the same phrase in 2 channels and it was awesome

Couldn't agree more

WAV is a journey one must take alone.  One must meditate on WAV. 

As Paul Gauguin asked, "Where does WAV come from? What is WAV?  Where is WAV going?"

It's the first thing I go to when making the LSDJguides videos. Well for any of MY tutorial videos.

Yes. Why doesn't he explain the WAVE channel in more depth?

Yeah this! 

Exceprt the wave channel. Man does it skimp on that

There's also this really awful, horribly bad tutorial series that that stupid roboctopus wrote called LSDJ and You!

Just kidding, it's fantastic

Thanks guys and dont worry I laughed my ass off when I read Auxcide's and Saskrotch's comments

The LSDJ manual is super helpful, imho.  There have been many times when I mention a technique and people say, "Holy cow, where did you learn that?" and I reply, "it's in the manual."

But yeah, for basic starter stuff, that Sabrepulse tutorial is good.  So are those YouTube links.

wait. this is lsdjtutorialmusic.org isnt it ?
someones gotta be pseudo trollin', cos we dont get lengendarily troller masters like 8 bit conductive had yo

the sabrepulse tutorial has helped a lot of people get started.

http://www.douban.com/group/topic/8715664/

its a good getting started thing with some basic sounds but it shouldnt be taken as a basis for all your songs

It's funny, I posted that same link.
also, yo momma a troll.

you know troll has a specific meaning right? it's not just being a jerk.

in fact, coming on here and asking for LSDJ tutorial videos instead of searching for LSDJ tutorial on youtube is MUCH closer to trolling than pointing out why it's dumb