thank you bit wish for being the only one who helped and is not a complete jackass on this beginning of this thread
malwarebytes anti malware is good. but really the best thing to do is reinstall windows and then install an antivirus package and start using common sense about what you install
don't download porn my man
also I hear malwarebytes is good, and the one that comes with vista/win7 does a p good job as well