Phew!
It's been more than two years already since James (the nice one) and David started Cheapbeats out of their mom's basement (not really, but it's a pretty romantic idea.) A year or so later, the other James (me, the asshole one) would join them the adventure, bringing to the mix a much needed...erm...something.
Many albums later, and more than 83 billion dollars in sales of albums, coffee mugs and home renovation supplies, we're still going strong! In fact, there's a whole bunch of cool stuff about to happen in the Cheapuniverse(tm)...but it's all top-secret stuff. Or at the very least middle-secret stuff, so I can't say anything juuuuust yet.
For now though, we thought it would be a nice time to recap those two and some loose change years by making one of those compilation things that is so popular with today's upbeat generation.
We have selected the cream of the crop, the best of the best, the tippy top of the tip top, the utmost most utmosty good stuff we've ever released and packaged it into one big compilation that doesn't fit on a CD. That's right kids. This stuff is so hot, a whole compact disc can't contain all the awesome.
Twenty six tracks total. One from each artist that has released with us so far. Twenty six tracks for the low low price of 8 measly dollars. That's like 0.0016% the price of a brand new Lamborghini. Crazy.
But in typical capitalist fashion, we're going to try and make you spend MORE money by telling you that you're actually spending LESS. That's right. We have no shame and we're total sell outs. If you buy the Super Cool Amazing Cheapbeat All Star T-Shirt right now, or even if you've bought it before today, you get this amazing compilation for free! That's right! Instead of paying 8$ for an album, you can pay 20$ and get a super cool t-shirt that says "I totally fell for their marketing bullshit".
If you're ready to tell the world you FREAKING love Cheapbeats, click here: http://www.cheapbeats.net/s…/cheapbeats … t-shirt-2/
If you're just ready to tell the world "Well I kinda like them, but I wouldn't be seen in public with that shit on my back" then click here: https://cheapbeatsmusic.bandcamp.com/album/all-stars
