Bittle-chips and 8-titm0de walk into blipfestival 2011.
They see more than 4 girls perform on stage throughout the night.
Bittlechips asks his friend, "Wait! Are we at Coachella?"

jesus christ.
out of nowhere

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invaderbacca wrote:

A good friend of mine who HATES chip music had this to say about the cd:
"ITS LIKE ALL MY FAVORITE SONGS ARE SHITTING ON EACH OTHER AND IM JERKING OFF TO IT "

thought you should hear that...

heart heart heart

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aw im sowwy
I saw that hotdog and i was sold/

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^___^ thx dood.
and thnks to errywun else.

I'd say y'all made out of candy, because you's nothing but a bunch of sweethearts.

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www.littlegptracker.com
If anyone actually has sex to this, let me know.
Seems more like uncomfortable orgy music though, most likely fueled by coke.

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what the hell is going on here

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Blaming shitty turn outs on public transportation; quite the blip festival fantasy we have here.
Does anyone else own a vehicle? or am I missing out on relying on a time schedule to get from point a to point b? Seriously though, blaming a bad turn out on the public transportation makes hardly any sense. If it is a GOOD show that people WANT to go to, bus routes and subways do not matter. You'll convince an ex to drive you around if nordloef is playing in a basement an hour away from home. The real problem is that most chip-themed shows suck for the audience. We congregate on stage, backstage, in the lobby, and outside. For us fucking nerds, it's a great experience that can not be explained to the general public. So if exclusion is your thing, keep it up.

While this wild tangent is swinging around, I'll just tell all promoters in this thread that all chip-themed shows are the hardest thing to sell. Get some local bands that actually draw a crowd. Then you have the opportunity to trick them into seeing your shitty gameboy stuff.

I'm just impressed Bit-Shifter even bothered with a response to George's speculation. It's not like we have the luxury to see the inner-workings of Coachella booking procedures.

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HYPE? WHAT THE DICK!

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It's no longer in my hands.
The responsible party shall not be named. It's gonna drop real soon though.

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twiddling thumbs

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yeah dude, you didn't know?

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JonnyNero wrote:

Dude, you're playing Sunset?  I might make it out there, since you will probably be cheaper than Ana, and I've seen them like 6 times before

be sure to introduce yourself!

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This is the best build-up I've ever had.
It'll be coming, I'm just not quite there yet.
This climax will be unrivaled.
(hinting at more fellating dogs)

Unfortunately I'm closin' the night.
Finally I'm not opening for a bunch of bands that bear no resemblance.

We'll have to hit it up somehow though. Hell, I don't live far from Seattle, and I got a few beers left.
wink