Poor dude...
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Philly, PA, USA
kill that dog and offer the meat as a substitute for fair
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Cambridge UK
>walk to a bus stop where there are people waiting
>use invisibility to get on the bus
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FERNDALE, MI, USA
>slaughter dog, and taxidermy it into a "dog suit."
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RIT, NY, USA
>use imaginary cape to flag down imaginary car instead of waiting for the bus
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Minneapolis
>wear the cape to transform into imaginary hero and fly to destination (somewhere tropical, perhaps?)