- USING EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF CHIP AND MUSIC EQUIPMENT YOU HAVE IN YOUR DISEASE-INFESTED ROOM, YOU ARE TO WRITE ME A POP SONG
- IT MUST BE AT OR AROUND 3 MINUTES AND 20 SECONDS, NO LONGER THAN 4 MINUTES.
- YOU ARE TO USE EVERY AVAILABLE CHANNEL ON EVERY CHIP YOU HAVE
- YOU ARE TO USE EVERY STRING ON EVERY STRINGED INSTRUMENT YOU HAVE
- YOU ARE TO LAYER 3 TRACKS OF YOUR VOICE (at some point in the song, you don't have to sing (or "sing") and it doesn't have to be throughout, but at some point you must have 3 simultaneous vocal tracks going)
- IF YOU HAVE NO VOICE, IT WILL BE FUNNY
- IF YOU HAVE DIARRHEA, YOU MUST SAMPLE YOURSELF POOPING
*OR*
- IF IT IS A RUNNY NOSE YOU HAVE, YOU ARE TO SAMPLE YOURSELF BLOWING YOUR NOSE
- EXTRA POINTS ARE AWARDED IF I HUM YOUR CHORUS MELODY IN THE SHOWER/BROTHEL
THE CHALLENGE IS SET
YOU ARE TO FINISH IT BEFORE YOU GET WELL