Ya mama's ass is so grass snakes live in it.
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Washington DC
Yo momma is so white OJ Simpson tried to stab her.
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The Bronx
Ya mama's so white she thought MC Ren was Stimpy's college roommate.
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The Bronx
Ya mama's so Puerto Rican she went to a dry cleaner and asked for Ricky Martinizing.
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Chicago IL
your momma's so old she posts courage wolf on 8bc
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The Bronx
Ya mama's so narrow she uses one pair of skinny jeans as a dress, house and recycling bin.
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The Bronx
Ya mama's so stoned she went to Iran and got hired as an executioner.
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The Bronx
Ya mama's so played out they call her "Princess DI Box".
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The Bronx
Ya mama's funny for money and strange for change so she robbed Obama while laughing.
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The Bronx
Ya mama's like a Marshall amp in the projects: stolen and for rent.
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East Kilbride, Scotland
Your momma's so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
/obscuremoviereference
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Washington DC
Yo momma is like a brick: flat on both sides and gettin' laid by mexicans.
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The Bronx
They arrested ya mama for robbing the alphabet because she's always got VD.
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The Bronx
Ya mama's so dumb she thought Victor French was a Parisian cleric.
Edit: That's just dumb. "Victor" doesn't even sound like "vicar".
Last edited by minusbaby (Oct 12, 2010 11:01 pm)
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The Bronx
Ya mama's so quiet not a creature was stirring, not even ya mama.
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BK
minusbaby wrote:
Ya mama's teeth are so green George Washington calls her "Mint".
TOO SOON BRO TOO SOON.