welcome to the 90's.
you're momma's so fat that when she jumped up in the air, she got stuck.
continue please - need moar.
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Turku, FIN
your momma's so fat that Obi-Wan Kenobi said: Thats no moon.
(© Robot Chicken)
Last edited by KeFF (Oct 12, 2010 6:25 am)
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Chicago IL
Your momma's so nasty, when she takes her panties off it sounds like velcro.
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Liverpool, UK
Your momma is so fat, she has an increased risk of heart failure and type 2 diabetes.
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The Bronx
Ya mama's so black you pour hot water on her head and coffee comes out of her mouth.
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brooklyn!
yo mama so ugly she hides her bus fare in her hare lip.
yo mama so greedy she won't pee.
yo mama so ugly she couldn't get a date with KRS-one.
yo mama so grouchy she slaps the doorknob before she turns it.
dogg, yo mama gives lousy head.
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brooklyn!
also, i've always wanted to come up with an end to this one, someone help me out
"yo mama has such an intense underbite-"
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lolusa
likeluke wrote:
"yo mama has such an intense underbite-"
I think that's perfect as is.
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Westfield, NJ
You guys are terrible at this...
Your momma's so fat, she sat on a dollar and four quarters came out.
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Milwaukee, WI
Your momma is so fat, she walked past the tv and I missed four episodes.
Your momma is so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.
Here's one I remember from the playground:
Your momma is so dumb, she went to see the movie "Juice" and brought a cup.
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Abandoned on Fire
Yo momma so white she gave me a Will Smith mix tape.
Yo momma so white she's been on Ghost Hunters fo times.
Yo momma so white Michael Jackson said "Wooooooo!"
Yo momma so white when I roll her in flour I still can't find the wet spot.
Yo momma so white she cosigned my loan.
Done.
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Washington DC
Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.
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BOSTON
Yo mama's so fat that THX can't even surround her.