OH so i should probably tell everybody this because its kind of funny: i had a job interview today to be, i kid you not, an infomercial host. yeah, straight up BILLY MAYS HERE style. it pays pretty well too.
So i get through the 3rd interview, and they are like "ok, great, we like what we see. we think you have potential with us, but we'll need you attend our training program immediately, which is the 17th-23rd." im like, "17th-23rd?? ........sorry thats a bad fit, good luck with your interviews." and walked out.
TL;DR - BLIP > JOB