369 Reply by minusbaby

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Ya mama's so glad she smiled sweetly and whispered, "I love you."

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370 Reply by minusbaby

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Ya mama's so quiet not a creature was stirring, not even ya mama.

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371 Reply by minusbaby

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Ya mama's so dumb she thought Victor French was a Parisian cleric.

Edit: That's just dumb. "Victor" doesn't even sound like "vicar".

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372 Reply by minusbaby

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They arrested ya mama for robbing the alphabet because she's always got VD.

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373 Reply by minusbaby

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Ya mama's like a Marshall amp in the projects: stolen and for rent.

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374 Reply by minusbaby

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Ya mama's funny for money and strange for change so she robbed Obama while laughing.

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375 Reply by minusbaby

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Ya mama's so played out they call her "Princess DI Box".

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376 Reply by minusbaby

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Ya mama's so stoned she went to Iran and got hired as an executioner.

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377 Reply by minusbaby

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Ya mama's so narrow she uses one pair of skinny jeans as a dress, house and recycling bin.

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378 Reply by minusbaby

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Ya mama's so Puerto Rican she went to a dry cleaner and asked for Ricky Martinizing.

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379 Reply by minusbaby

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Ya mama's so white she thought MC Ren was Stimpy's college roommate.

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380 Reply by minusbaby

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Ya mama's ass is so grass snakes live in it.

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381 Reply by minusbaby

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Ya mama's teeth are so green George Washington calls her "Mint".

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382 Reply by minusbaby

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Ya mama's so wide Transformers spray paint "WHOA!" on her ass.

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383 Reply by minusbaby

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Ya mama's voice is so grating they call her "Cheesy Breeze".

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384 Reply by minusbaby

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Ya mama's so smart her Social Security number is 192-168-0-1.

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