Hello.

I might know for a true fact, that maybe someone is in possession of a Massive VST and is at the same time interested in making fakechip with a DAW.

I'm absolutely certain that they could probably appreciate synth-based drums over sampled one's which besides being usually of poor quality, tend to be glued into ready-made loops.

Link to the archive: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/196 … ms-ksd.zip
Sample: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/196 … titled.mp3

To be frank, this is mainly for the search-function.

If you want to talk about this, you can tell me how can I improve the synths, to make them more hubbardy for example. Then again, you could just tell me about your day.

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(54 replies, posted in General Discussion)

The deed is done.

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(28 replies, posted in General Discussion)

Merutochan wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4iRfUAhA9E

Does this count, even as a remix?

Thank you merutochan.

This sure does count.

[EDIT] Also, Dizzee Rascal suddenly sounds a lot better with some Dubmood mixed in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p … wI_nG1IbWg

Just your friendly, run of the mill shoutout for doing a great track that carried the video.
For you interested, Decktonic's collaboration work can be found there -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irBD30O-FmM

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(66 replies, posted in Graphics, Artwork & Design)

My dog likes to get bent

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(19 replies, posted in Releases)

Okay, I've been listening to the Toriena album for two weeks straight.
And I think I'll continue listening to this for another fortnight.
IT'S JUST THAT GOOD.

Just wanted to tell you that :3

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(66 replies, posted in Graphics, Artwork & Design)


Have you ever wondered what a Steve Buscemi fan desktop would look like on Cthulhu's computer?
Ps: If you are wondering, it's an audacity bend combining two Steve Buscemi pictures and amplifying the other while echoing the other.

[Edit] Oh god please let me stop it's getting out of control I think I'm going crazIÄ IÄ CTHULHU FHTAGN, PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN

Hello you. Yes, I'm looking at you and I'd like to thank you for opening this thread. I know it's been a hard day and you must be tired. Just put your feet up and proceed drinking that [insert beverage you are drinking] while I ask this simple question.

How should one master ones fakechip- song?

I come from a tracker background, using Amiga 500 as a boy, then moved to Mad Tracker on the PC, followed by MT 2.
But now I find that I am in possession of a Fruity Loops studio (not pirated at all I bought it on the internet why won't you believe me?) and I'm running magical8bit VST which produces five different basic waves (triangle, pulse, noise, 25% pulse and 12% pulse)

http://chipmusic.org/bracer_cran/music/ … ition-adhd
http://chipmusic.org/bracer_cran/music/ … e-complete
http://chipmusic.org/bracer_cran/music/ … h-function
http://chipmusic.org/bracer_cran/music/ … h-aint-one

These are the newest additions to the Dj Muerte Cohones family but I am really struggling with polishing them.
The question remains, how the hell can I make them sound better? I have absolutely no idea.
Pls helps nid assistance quickly.


Best Regards,
Me :3

Can someone record this somehow? Finland is very sad that it cannot into Boston that weekend and would appreciate a lot if some noble soul would bootleg the event :3

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(19 replies, posted in Releases)

On a more serious note, the EP sounds like Sabrepulse on meth. Me gusta.

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(20 replies, posted in Releases)

http://chipmusic.org/bracer_cran/music/ … e-complete

Amount of forever alone: ∞

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(20 replies, posted in Releases)

I have never even thought of that! I guess I could indeed combine my music with this lingonihilistic view I have towards the grammars of the world.

And  in the words of Bane,
"Nobody cared who I was until I misspelled my alias."

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(20 replies, posted in Releases)

OH GOD WHERE DO THESE SONGS COME FROM? I ALREADY HAVE 107 UNMASTERED SONGS DONE AND I JUST KEEP DOING MORE.
http://chipmusic.org/bracer_cran/music/ … h-function

I admit, the pun is quite bad this time but hey, it's late and I need to get to work tomorrow.

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(20 replies, posted in Releases)

http://chipmusic.org/bracer_cran/music/ … h-aint-one

More DLC for those who pre-ordered the CD and also have early-beta access to "DJ Muerte Cohones - Chiptorium" - album which was Preloaded Content for those who pre-ordered the "Darth Wanker - Sk8ting on the dark side" album.

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(20 replies, posted in Releases)

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/19612528/DJ%20 … ipster.rar

A dropbox-rar for you all who cannot into piratebay. Keep in mind that if the file gets too much traffic, Dropbox wil disable the file for all.

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(20 replies, posted in Releases)

I love you all too, but not unlike a girl loves 4chan after showing her tits on /b/. Nevertheless, I love you all :3

If you've listened to the album, give me a shout about the tracks! It is my first fakechip album so I know nothing about producing this kind of music.


Oh and the name?   It's just something a 13-year-old boy thinks sounds cool in Spanish without knowledge about Spanish  grammar. It has stuck around for fifteen years or so alongside Darth Wanker and Dr. Uppercut.