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East Kilbride, Scotland

http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/ninte … /index.htm

"The Nintendocore fan refuses to let go of the video games from his youth, however, his dedication leaves him trapped in an 8-bit world in his parents basement without a warp pipe to escape.

This old school cellar dweller won't touch a controller that has more than two buttons, even after all of his friends and game developers themselves, have abandoned ship.  Don't ask these retro gamers to share their joypad, old titles were rarely multiplayer and you can bet his social skills are lacking because of it. Time away from his console is usually spent rereading back issues of Nintendo Power or soldering old RF cables together.  The music in his playlist consists entirely of instruments from the nintendo universe, such as a hacked Game Boy, Mario Paint and songs he's composed on his Ocarina iPhone app.

If this pixel pusher ever has a problem operating something, he will attempt to fix it in the only way he knows how: flip it over, flick it with his pointer finger, then blow in it.  This poor gamer suffers from a chronic blistering “NES thumb” from endless Super Mario Brothers time trials, but at least he's got a top rated YouTube video to show for it.  In the event that his current system fails him, he keeps an unopened NES in a safety deposit box, courtesy of his parents.

The Nintendocore fan dreams of one day becoming a game tester or perhaps even a reviewer, however, after a 20 year 8-bit coma, adjusting to the complex controllers of today is near impossible.  He will eventually follow his destiny, become a plumber and defend the original works of Shigeru Miyamoto to his death."

playlist:
anamanaguchi
minibosses
horse the band
crystal castles
sabrepulse

http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/ninte … /index.htm

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Michigan
Sycamore Drive wrote:

horse the band
crystal castles

fuck yeah.....

also the holster with the NES zapper? really?

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East Kilbride, Scotland
noisewaves wrote:
Sycamore Drive wrote:

horse the band
crystal castles

fuck yeah.....

also the holster with the NES zapper? really?

Personally, I'm hoping this will be the beginning of a beautiful new trend.

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hardcore, Australia

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BK

i don't think ive seen more than like...ONE chip fan who dresses like this.
then again i've never been to PAX or anything, so it's possible i'm just missing out. i hear people step it up a bit at conventions.

also, the whole "nintendocore" label is just...awful.

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Brazil

I just loled and you guys should do the same.

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São Paulo, Brazil

there are tons of guys like these here in sao paulo, and they're all from subway sonicbeat official fan-club.

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Brooklyn NY US
PULSELOOPER wrote:

there are tons of guys like these here in sao paulo, and they're all from subway sonicbeat official fan-club.

LOL

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sweden

needs more -core

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San Antonio, Texas

I lol'd more the fact that its reached this point than picture/description itself

Last edited by Star Fighter Dreams (Dec 16, 2010 12:26 am)

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someone tell me when they come up with a genre called "corecore" so I can finally declare pop culture is dead to me.

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BOSTON

hey i know that guy! hes cool.

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Westfield, NJ

Ugh. New goal: convince these blowhards that Nintendocore and Chiptune are not the same thing. Should take another 10 years.

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Westfield, NJ

http://blog.anamanaguchi.com/post/23304 … aguchi-for

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Boulder, CO

Far too accurate to not be true. I'm hurt by this post.

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