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George: how's the pedoing doing?
Dauragon: very pleasant suprise
George: hahaha
George: surprise lolis at the door?
Dauragon: oh yeah
Dauragon: WAIT NO

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15:26 Dweeble: ancient things are harder to destroy
15:26 infradead: if its old enough take just take it apart real quick
15:27 infradead: if it has the old round kind of handset, you can unscrew the microphone cover and take out the mic
15:27 infradead: people call in and they can't hear you.  cause the mic's gone 
15:27 BetaSynapse: It would be so much easier if I worked the evening shift
15:27 BetaSynapse: It;s like me and one other person and no one comes in
15:28 Dweeble: lmfao "steal phone from work...make epic song"

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[4:11pm] pixls: my dad was telling me he made hologram for fun
[4:11pm] pixls: and i was jsut like
[4:11pm] pixls: wtf dad?
[4:11pm] pixls: it was cool.


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Philly, PA, USA

heart heart heart heart heart

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Philly, PA, USA

[10:48:12 PM] bit_shifter: Eve begat Adam, who begat Pixls, who slept with his sister, begetting celsius, who underwent binary fission, begetting _10k

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RIT, NY, USA

<IAYD> okay
<IAYD> so I have two bosses
<IAYD> one is male, one is female
<IAYD> the female
<IAYD> owns the business
<IAYD> the male, is the jerk who fired me
<IAYD> he doesn't really do anythin at all
<IAYD> and he has a funny accent
<IAYD> that I can't understand
<IAYD> basically
<IAYD> he was giving me shit earlier
<IAYD> and wlel
<IAYD> I just kind of ignored him
<IAYD> because I couldn't understand him
<IAYD> and his stupid accent..
<IAYD> no
<IAYD> now
<IAYD> my female boss says this:
<IAYD> "Earier why were u being disrespectfu l to my hsuband he is yr bos?"
<IAYD> (via text, that's verbatim)
<IAYD> and so I tell her
<IAYD> "Well, actually -- I was goin to call you tomorrow to talk about this. I didn't intend at all to be disrespectful to him tonight, I didn't understand him and he lost his temper"
<IAYD> and she replies
<Dauragon> O:
<jarthurkeenes> im on the edge of my seat
<Virginia> me too
<IAYD> "He ask u to wipe down bottom of m u look at him twice n didnt answer him when he ask u to do someting u have to acknowledge n let him no u will do it..he made da decision 2 let u go and i cant change that because he handle night sheft... sorry arex, good luck to u"
<IAYD> "i know u will make it big someday with yr gameboy"

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Brilliant firing.

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York, Yorkshire

UR bos is teh stupid

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A gray world of dread

"He ask u to wipe down bottom of m"

My newspeak fails, did he ask you to wipe her bottom?

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Athens, Greece

yikes

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London, UK

I heart IAYD

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Connecticut USA

<aphasia> phasing stereo parts and then eq'ing are the most popular
<aphasia> and if you have an instrumental version then that could help
<emar> i cut the vocal from the track as much i can then invert it over the original
<emar> because even with mono songs the vocal is easy to get rid of
* emar thinks he knows what hes talking about; but doesnt
<jarthurkeenes> that seems like an awful lot of work for a kriss kross sample

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Liverpool, UK

tristendo|100: Dauragon best part: if she is ugly, the glasses do the work of a papr bag, and you can just look at yourself in the reflection

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Liverpool, UK

(1:48:35 AM) i_cactus: wow
(1:48:54 AM) i_cactus: my roommate: today has sucked
(1:48:56 AM) i_cactus: me: why?
(1:49:06 AM) i_cactus: my roommate: I had to fire my best employee because he sent hate mail to a guy with no arms and no legs
(1:49:31 AM) Reteris: How could the guy even open the email

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calmdownkidder wrote:

(1:48:35 AM) i_cactus: wow
(1:48:54 AM) i_cactus: my roommate: today has sucked
(1:48:56 AM) i_cactus: me: why?
(1:49:06 AM) i_cactus: my roommate: I had to fire my best employee because he sent hate mail to a guy with no arms and no legs
(1:49:31 AM) Reteris: How could the guy even open the email

FUCKING LOL

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