are fictitious musicians 'musicians'? or are their creators 'musicians' by proxy, despite not being musicians?
what about if YOU are deaf and have never heard sound before, but play an instrument and people enjoy it, can you be a 'musician' then?
if you have synesthesia, are painters 'musicians' then?
people buy millions of albums of waterfall sounds and rainshowers, are they 'musicians'?
what about people who need to pigeonhole others with nebulous semantics in order to feel better about themselves? can they be musicians too?
how about ducks?