ricardo, i've been cheating on you. below is my apology letter:

FRIDAY THE THIRTEETH

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(5 replies, posted in Trading Post)

arfink, i believe i'll be up there in september. i can part with mine, but before i lug around stuff i'd like to make sure you actually come out to a show and grab it from me - since i have to pack wisely for tour.

i've sampled all of the salsa, and my personal favorite is the Bronx.  BX ALL DAY


   


Brooklyn Salsa and The Tank have joined forces to make you RAGE your way through the last bit of this summer heat! Join us for a jam-packed night featuring some of the best acts from the West Coast, and one mysterious dark force from Tennessee. Party like you've never partied before with rainbowdragoneyes, behold the Nanoloop powers of Square Wail, scratch your heads in awe at OvenRake, and shake your booty to the fresh beats coming out of Wet Mango's GameBoy all while Gideon takes over whatever is left of your conscious mind and fills it with his visuals. As if all these chips weren't enough - The Brooklyn Salsa Company will be bringing their delicious Chips'N'Salsa for your tastebuds! End your summer right and come to Pulsewave on Saturday, August 28 - as always, at The Tank!

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Saturday, August 28, 2010
8 PM - 12 AM
$10
All Ages

The Tank
354 West 45th Street
Between 8th and 9th Avenues

GOOGLE MAP
http://3.ly/thetank

BY SUBWAY
A, C, E, N, Q, R, W, 1, 2, 3, B, D, F, V, S, or 7 to 42nd Street

Doors at 8:00pm; show 8:30pm
All ages, $10

Tweet @pulsewave !
http://pulsewavenyc.com/
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=128688923842651

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Rainbowdragoneyes: This dangerous, sinewy and hirsute 8-bit mega champion spends his days intoxicated, bathing in the blood of his enemies and forging molten steel blades of malevolence in the high unholy name of Sha'maoth. Since the year 200X, Eric W. Brown has been bringing countless nations through sheer force to their willing and grateful knees through the relentless and raw power of the DANCE DANCE DANCE. Rainbowdragoneyes, thought to have been long dead, has been resurrected at full throttle and with maximum torque to cram the catchiest possible melodies into your brain and hold them there as long as necessary. Using a single game boy and the most extreme ultimate thunder of the universe, RDE casts everyone into the lake of party til death for life.

www.rainbowdragoneyes.com

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Square Wail: Square Wail is Matthew and Rebecca Kenall running an assortment of handhelds. They like fat beats with old timey melodies and try to infuse their music with such. Hailing from Seattle they are coming to the East Coast for the first time (except for once when Rebecca had a layover at JFK).

www.myspace.com/squarewail

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Oven Rake: Just as confused as the others, Oven Rake was that kid you remember talking to once in High School. He was in a band, and your friend dragged you to their first show. You ran into him later when he ordered some black coffee at your work.He likes what you did with your hair. Don't feel embarrassed, no one in this small town has made it to the big time yet.

www.superbutton.net/chumba.php

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Wet Mango: Wet Mango is Cristina Fuentes's solo gameboy project started in 2008. She also has a project with Baseck called Sonic Death Rabbit which is chiptune based. Currently Wet Mango is using two GameBoy Color's with LSDJ, The Korg DS-10, and a small synthesizer. She's a sucker for the four to the floor and really wanted to have a project less about performance, more focused on programming, but still containing a wide range of vocals. Freestyle, Hip Hop, Acid, Industrial, Gabber and all other kinds of electronic based music combine unconsciously in her beats. She loves simplicity and the thick yet separated layers of pop music, which explains the more dance feel to this project. But because of her love for experimental electronics it's still on the dirty, glitchy, broken up, and heavy side. Why the name Wet Mango? You betta ask somebodies.

www.gameboybeats.com


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Gideon: Gideon is an old lady, she goes to bed at nine o'clock in her nighty with her night cap and her cup of tea. she is an old ukrainian lady who smells of borscht, and eats pirogi’s on a daily basis and likes to go to socials and likes to spend a lot of money on things, and that’s what downtown Gideon is. Its just this gaping hole that goes to bed at nine o’clock. the town hall leads rolling through the city. the vacant store fronts that used to be just so many.. interesting and cool places to go are just ghetto cash checking shops. bargain bin garbage places. that’s what Gideon is, an old lady in her nighty who goes to bed at nine o’clock and doesn’t like the music too loud. kids start having fun she has to rap on the window and tell them to stop and keep it down because she has to get up early. she’s got to get to her job. kids start having fun she comes around with her little house coat on, tapping on the door telling the kids to keep it down. thats what Gideon is…

www.gideon.co

BIGGER VERSION OF FLIER HERE:  http://www.pulsewavenyc.com/files/Tv9Gu.gif

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(164 replies, posted in General Discussion)

PlainFlavored wrote:

< facundont> fat girls - they dont call the cops

this is more than a quote, it's words to live by.

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(18 replies, posted in Trading Post)

shirts will be shipped out next week to all ordered. xl's are sold out already.  if you really want one and don't plan on being around for the TransAmerican Chip Tour (http://gameboybeats.com/news.html) - you have until Monday morning to order them before I stop taking online orders.

more shirts MAY get printed in the future, lick my taint, party, etc etc etc

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(85 replies, posted in General Discussion)

herr_prof wrote:

WHAT I DONT UNDERSTAND MUST BE A PLAN TO MOCK ME.

i get the joke, and all that.  i'm honestly worried about my vision considering i haven't drank in over a day.

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(85 replies, posted in General Discussion)

i still don't see any of this shit. is this what i get for being sober?

proud owner of all three LBR releases in 1st pressing form (fuck yeah low-gain)

363

(18 replies, posted in Trading Post)

the facundo thing to do is buy 9 tallboys and don't eat for a week.

nice ikea rug bro, i have the same one.

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(18 replies, posted in Trading Post)

alex, they should hopefully be ready by then!
logan, i hear ya - it was definitely not easy coming up with the funds to get these printed considering i have had no job and not collecting unemployment since february.

BASSSS!

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(18 replies, posted in Trading Post)

i'm starting to regret not going with my original plan of ordering only XL's to accommodate the majority of the women to get facundo'd by facundo.  turns out most of the dudes ordering the shirts are XL anyway. fuuuuu-

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(18 replies, posted in Trading Post)

fuck yes