Yay! Free advertising! Perfect for buying free food, and paying my free rent! Oh just think of all the free shoes you can buy with all that free advertising! Gonna be knee-deep in free hookers and free cocaine, rocking it out on my free private jet plane.

It's a bit sad that the developer will only get real ad money from this, because it takes a lot of real money to buy stuff and make a living. Poor guy sad

98

(4 replies, posted in Releases)

A bit of a radical departure from my usual style of music, but I'm pretty damn happy with this one. Somewhat inspired by trip-hop, ambient and industrial. Dark, slow grooves and a fair bit of dissonance.

Check it out here

1. Infinite incomplete 04:18
2. Out of your depth 02:21
3. Dead ringers 04:44
4. Thunder without rain 04:29
5. One and all 03:20
6. Repair restore reorder 03:56
7. Nightshade 04:07
8. Exact and faultless 03:37

I tried. No luck. Seems I'll just need to wait for the next time she starts ripping songs.

100

(20 replies, posted in Trading Post)

Chiptune, where the big money is at.

101

(3 replies, posted in Past Events)

Very cool stuff!

I read "with a dick routed to my drummer's headphones".... I thought it was kind of funny.

The One Electronic wrote:
Dire Hit wrote:

Oh you sweet summer child.

I wish I had saved the actual video

Yeah I wish someone would have made a copy. My mad google skillz are returning zero results for this and I kinda sorta really wanna see it.

103

(8 replies, posted in Releases)

Wouldn't take much time, effort, or donuts to get them on AA shirts, but they are substantially more expensive than the Gildans and the retail price would end up being a bit prohibitive.

However our cool-as-balls chick-magnet guaranteed-to-land-you-your-dream-job even-makes-your-music-sound-better hoodie is printed on AA 800% super-cotton-from-space.

http://www.cheapbeats.net/shop/cheapbeats-hoodie/

104

(7 replies, posted in Collaborations)

Soon, they'll actually learn to program chiptunes and start taking over the scene entirely.

Teh end is nigh.

105

(8 replies, posted in Releases)

Pizza proof, fat-approved.

http://www.cheapbeats.net/shop/black-all-stars-t-shirt/

106

(8 replies, posted in Releases)

You bunch of clumsy fat fucks!

Alright alright I'll get to work on a black version. Colours will have to be different though because that will come out like shit on black background.

smile

107

(8 replies, posted in Releases)

Phew!

It's been more than two years already since James (the nice one) and David started Cheapbeats out of their mom's basement (not really, but it's a pretty romantic idea.) A year or so later, the other James (me, the asshole one) would join them the adventure, bringing to the mix a much needed...erm...something.

Many albums later, and more than 83 billion dollars in sales of albums, coffee mugs and home renovation supplies, we're still going strong! In fact, there's a whole bunch of cool stuff about to happen in the Cheapuniverse(tm)...but it's all top-secret stuff. Or at the very least middle-secret stuff, so I can't say anything juuuuust yet.

For now though, we thought it would be a nice time to recap those two and some loose change years by making one of those compilation things that is so popular with today's upbeat generation.
We have selected the cream of the crop, the best of the best, the tippy top of the tip top, the utmost most utmosty good stuff we've ever released and packaged it into one big compilation that doesn't fit on a CD. That's right kids. This stuff is so hot, a whole compact disc can't contain all the awesome.

Twenty six tracks total. One from each artist that has released with us so far. Twenty six tracks for the low low price of 8 measly dollars. That's like 0.0016% the price of a brand new Lamborghini. Crazy.

But in typical capitalist fashion, we're going to try and make you spend MORE money by telling you that you're actually spending LESS. That's right. We have no shame and we're total sell outs. If you buy the Super Cool Amazing Cheapbeat All Star T-Shirt right now, or even if you've bought it before today, you get this amazing compilation for free! That's right! Instead of paying 8$ for an album, you can pay 20$ and get a super cool t-shirt that says "I totally fell for their marketing bullshit".

If you're ready to tell the world you FREAKING love Cheapbeats, click here: http://www.cheapbeats.net/s…/cheapbeats … t-shirt-2/

If you're just ready to tell the world "Well I kinda like them, but I wouldn't be seen in public with that shit on my back" then click here: https://cheapbeatsmusic.bandcamp.com/album/all-stars

108

(0 replies, posted in Other Hardware)

This seems like the type of thing you nerds are into.

Arc-Demon wrote:
n00bstar wrote:

The interface is crap, the rating system is ass, there's no quality control, every time I click on something I'm disappointed by what sounds like an unfinished work in progress someone gave up on.

Sounds like a 'yes' to me.

It's kinda part of the job...yknow.. cheapbeats and all that. Gotta sample new stuff now and again to find new artists and stuff. If you bitches would just fucking send us demos through our website, it'd be so much simpler....yknow? tongue

The interface is crap, the rating system is ass, there's no quality control, every time I click on something I'm disappointed by what sounds like an unfinished work in progress someone gave up on.

Hahah no I think it's just that these little cover albums of mine are of fairly limited appeal to the people of this forum. It's all good though, it's just a side project I do for fun. I never expected it to get off the ground really smile

I almost love releasing these songs as much as you hate me for releasing these songs.

Click here to purchase.
   
1.Aux Champs Élysées 02:31
2.Pour un flirt 03:19
3.Les cactus 02:23
4.Et si tu n'existais pas 03:59


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