there is always the "write reviews of your own music under a pseudonym and hope others follow suit" route.
"bryface's music traverses the incalculable rifts between the tangible and the intangible; a veritable smorgasboard of melody and harmony that takes the listener on rides simultaneously rollercoastery and helicoptery. The raw, elemental chiptune-inspired tones evoke the works of Death Cab For Cutie, Tchaikovsky, and Katy Perry all at once."
- Peter Longshoe, Associate Music Reviewer, SEMIQUAVER magazine
and that is how it is done