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IT WAS SO GOOD AND IT'S GONNA GET BETTER

LET'S KICK THIS MOTHAFUCKA OFF RIGHT!

Bahaha, this is my favorite part of the thread thus far.

I once forgot to pay for a slice of pizza I ate at a restaurant near my college a few years ago. Or so I thought I did. I was really stressed with finals and stuff so I was a total space-cadet at the time and spent the entire next day trying to figure out whether I paid or not. Finally I called, and the convo went something like:

Me: "Hey. So, this is weird, but I had a plain slice there yesterday. And a root beer. And I think I forgot to pay?"

Dude: "You forgot to pay?"

Me: "I think so? I really don't know. I might have. But I don't REMEMBER paying."

Dude: "..."

Me: "I may have? I doubt it? Can you, like, check?"

Dude: *exasperated, frustrated groan* "Just forget about it."

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Oh, there was also a time where a friend and I went to a bar for dinner at around 7PM, stayed for drinks, ended up getting shitfaced and not leaving until the bar closed down and we were told to leave. By that point, the bartenders (who were always super cool with us) were also shitfaced and never charged us for the evening's drinks. We totally forgot to pay for what was at least a $140 tab.

The next morning we definitely remembered what happened, and felt awful about it. We went to go talk to them about it and try to subtly bring it up, but theywere being really vague and elusive and clearly didn't want to address it, probably so they wouldn't get in trouble with their asshole boss. So, we decided to order one drink each and leave a $100 "tip". It was a bizarre attempt at honesty and also an attempt to fix a mistake on our part.

Die in a fire.

i liek it.

i liek it a lot

^I like the way this man thinks.