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Damnit, this is just too much "computing" for any normal person, why can't things just be simpler? and why doesn't Saskrotch stop ripping people off like this? I wish I had the money for this EP.

so i went to put a dollar bill in the computer screen (I had to tape it to get it to stick), and I've yet to receive your EP. Just what in tarnation is going on here?

ITS A SCAM

Yep, it's good

- USING EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF CHIP AND MUSIC EQUIPMENT YOU HAVE IN YOUR DISEASE-INFESTED ROOM, YOU ARE TO WRITE ME A POP SONG

- IT MUST BE AT OR AROUND 3 MINUTES AND 20 SECONDS, NO LONGER THAN 4 MINUTES.

- YOU ARE TO USE EVERY AVAILABLE CHANNEL ON EVERY CHIP YOU HAVE

- YOU ARE TO USE EVERY STRING ON EVERY STRINGED INSTRUMENT YOU HAVE

- YOU ARE TO LAYER 3 TRACKS OF YOUR VOICE (at some point in the song, you don't have to sing (or "sing") and it doesn't have to be throughout, but at some point you must have 3 simultaneous vocal tracks going)

- IF YOU HAVE NO VOICE, IT WILL BE FUNNY

- IF YOU HAVE DIARRHEA, YOU MUST SAMPLE YOURSELF POOPING

*OR*

- IF IT IS A RUNNY NOSE YOU HAVE, YOU ARE TO SAMPLE YOURSELF BLOWING YOUR NOSE

- EXTRA POINTS ARE AWARDED IF I HUM YOUR CHORUS MELODY IN THE SHOWER/BROTHEL

THE CHALLENGE IS SET

YOU ARE TO FINISH IT BEFORE YOU GET WELL

TURN THE FUCK INSIDE OUT FOR THIS

The thing that a successful manager has is CONNECTIONS. They are on the phone all the time, chattin it up and making deals and etc. They don't really perform any one task that isn't covered by someone else (promoter, journalist, booking agent, etc etc) but rather they are the people that dabble in all areas and get you in touch with these specialty people to get the job done. Nothing that can't be done by anyone's own DIY effort, but they've been in the business long enough and know enough people to easily make things happen. That is my experience.