I wish you could have heard me laugh at that.

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(30 replies, posted in General Discussion)

For real; they were composing, recording, and performing with the most powerful, novel, and expensive electronic instruments available at the time. Their instrumentation really isn't comparable to anything home computers or toy platforms could do until the late 90s.

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(30 replies, posted in General Discussion)

It's superficially interesting and acceptable to a layperson, but at the end of the day it is just factually inaccurate and marginalizing.

I'm actually mad about this, and I feel silly for actually being mad. If anything, this'll just keep people who aren't savvy enough to do their own research and to not take this sort of excrement as gospel far enough away to not gunk up the scene.

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(30 replies, posted in General Discussion)

This doesn't seem very well-researched…

SFWeekly wrote:

But it was the Yellow Magic Orchestra, a pioneering Tokyo synth-pop group who made their living selling records, not games, that would bring the sounds of games into the mainstream. In the late '70s and early '80s, prior to the release of Nintendo's Famicom / NES, YMO marshaled computer-aided synthesizer programming into jaunty compositions such as 1979's Rydeen, forming the framework for the soundtracks of the 8- and 16-bit gaming console generations. The resultant craze, dubbed "Technopop" in Japan, arrived just in time to influence 8-bit game composers searching for answers to the constrained audio capabilities of the NES, Sega's Master System, and other mid-'80s consoles.

Today, YMO's impact on gaming music, and on the melodic synthesizers of today's Electronic Dance Music, is undeniable. Chiptunes have gained a steady if behind-the-scenes influence on music that has found new life as the Nintendo-addicted Generations X and Y have moved into that coveted, influential 18-to-40 age demographic. Perhaps because of that demographic shift (and certainly owing a debt of gratitude to the access enabled by Bandcamp), chiptune artists have gained a greater foothold in the public consciousness.

This is a weird segue, and a link that is tenuous at best. Ryuichi Sakamoto and the rest of YMO were instrumental in their early adoption of powerful and complex synthesizers (they were the first band to tour with a full studio-size polymoog), exposing audiences to the instruments and modeling synthesizer use for adoption by later musicians. They also wrote a song called "Computer Games," which overtly references and acknowledges the influence of video game music on popular culture. But none of that is chiptune, and it really has nothing to do with anything else in the article.

SFWeekly wrote:

Chiptune and chiptune-inspired artists like the Advantage, Crystal Castles, Anamanaguchi, and Dan Deacon have re-purposed old electronics (likely using instructions found on the Interwebz) or utilized console emulation software (also prolly Interwebz). Some of these artists have gained a share of crossover success (Crystal Castles' two self-titled records both hit No. 6 on Billboard's U.S. Dance charts). Anamanaguchi, a New York chiptune band that plays fast-paced, Game Boy-enhanced power-pop, and have crept into wider consciousness after landing their track "Airbrushed" on EA's smash music game Rock Band and scoring the Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World game.

lol.

EDIT:

There is so much wrong here.

Here's the author's twitter, @nescience. It's going to take a lot of restraint for me to not directly tell him how bad this article is.

You can just get new cases for them and cut out a little hole for the USB port…

Also, apparently kitsch has some new old stock pre-routed USB bleep bloop cases.

EDIT: lol, great minds…

Hire an attractive female singer and lyricist just to write lyrics for your more melodic songs and to be your surrogate stage presence.

Foolproof plan!

an0va wrote:
chunter wrote:

Your performance begins when your ass is in the venue

can't agree with this enough

Absolutely. Your music project or stage name is a brand, and you are making an investment in it every time you represent it in an official capacity, every time you perform. Regardless of your level of talent, being unprofessional isn't acceptable and will close doors, lose you fans, and alienate your audience. No matter how small time your act, or even how unremarkable your music itself might be, a show where everyone leaves the venue with a smile on their face having had a good time will get you booked again and again.

Conversely, I've seen famous and established musicians really fuck up by being rude to bandmates, other musicians, technicians, staff, and audience members. The best example I have is seeing Al Di Meola when I was like 19. He played at the Cactus Café, an established and renowned smaller venue on the University of Texas campus. He had mild and avoidable technical difficulties that he made big issues of, thereby upstaging himself. He brought a dual rectifier half-stack as his main amplifier, way too much amp for the venue, which his sound techs walled off with Lexan acoustic paneling  and dropped a mic in front of. He had a dedicated guitar tech literally adjusting his amp in real time as he played. Whenever he would get the slightest hint of feedback, he would roll his eyes and stare daggers into the guitar tech from center stage. At one point, a song ended after he had used the distortion channel, and he sat there staring at the tech instead of, you know, turning off the distortion to kill the feedback. At one point he dropped out of a song just to yell at the guitar tech about the minutiae of the amp, and he let the rhythm section maintain a pattern around him for the minute and a half he was offstage. After all of this, he commented into the microphone on stage that the venue was "smaller than his bathroom." Seriously unprofessional.

After the show, I ran into the guitar tech and shook his hand. I told him he'd done an amazing job working with the unfavorable circumstances, and that I was sorry that the musician had been rude to him during the performance. He said, totally unphased, "Ah, that's just Al."

The lessons here are simple, but very important ones:

  • Plan Ahead

  • Know Before You Go

  • Work With What You Have

  • No One Likes a Primadonna

  • Don't Rely on Others to Solve Your Problems

  • Blaming Others for Your Problems Doesn't Garner Respect

  • Being an Artist is not a Free Pass to Disrespect Others



Seriously, though, I don't know why I was surprised that this guy's a tool:

EDIT: A much more recent example of an unprofessional professional musician losing a lot of respect is the Danzig Fiasco at Fun Fun Fun Fest 2011. Virtually all of Austin now permanently knows Danzig as the guy who wouldn't play over French Onion Soup.

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(1,620 replies, posted in General Discussion)

Daaaaaaamn.

Man that reminds me, I know a local place that might have some reel tapes. I'll PM you about it.

Does that back up the media too? Last I checked, archive.org didn't mirror resource demanding content like MP3s within pages.

It'll be good to have some of the articles, though.

Unfortunately the thing these days seems to be expensive low quality vinyl pressings. hmm

Seriously, though, I'd be curious about the same thing.

herr_prof wrote:

Well 8bc probably has 8x the SEO and 15x the content versus over here.

…Had? Hopefully it all didn't just disappear into the void, and Jose has it backed up somewhere.

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(66 replies, posted in Nintendo Handhelds)

Aeros wrote:

size 42 jeans

Size 32 jeans. wink

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(164 replies, posted in General Discussion)

          <ant1> man i'm SO ANGRY
          <ant1> well i'm not that angry
<ChainsawPolice> how come?
          <ant1> but there is a thread about how to make image macros using the impact font
          <ant1> on the front page of chipmusic.org
<ChainsawPolice> really
<ChainsawPolice> oh god
          <ant1> so i'm a tiny bit angry
<ChainsawPolice> maybe disappionted?
          <ant1> in fact i wrote a caps lock post with swear words in it
          <ant1> but then edited it becaus ei don't wanna get BANNED
     <lazerbeat> there is?
     <lazerbeat> I can't see one?
<ChainsawPolice> same?
          <ant1> well it's the lowgain thread
          <ant1> which is no longer about lowgain
          <ant1> and now about creating memes with photoshop
<ChainsawPolice> ahh

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(66 replies, posted in Nintendo Handhelds)

ant1 wrote:

mine is in a big plastic crate along with all the other useless consumer electronic crap i haven't used in ten years

Oh, let me play!

History . . . . . . . . . (6000BC)
Repeats as Tragedy  . . . (27BC-476AD)
Then as Farce . . . . . . (1776AD-????)

Edgy. roll

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(1,206 replies, posted in Nintendo Handhelds)

I don't personally use that paint, so I wouldn't be able to answer those questions, but that is the paint that Evil Scientist says he has used on his translucent DMGs.

SketchMan3 wrote:

I'm too lazy to figure out the meme fonts and stuff...

It's generally a large-point Impact font in white with a black stroke on the text.

You can do this in photoshop's blending options for the text layer.