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(149 replies, posted in General Discussion)

i reaffirm my resolve to stay relevant to the chip scene

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(14 replies, posted in General Discussion)

imo if you want to find chiptune gigs you have to step back from the internet and look around yourself... really take stock of what's important

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(8 replies, posted in General Discussion)

what would happen if it DID "go south"? people would reveal themselves to be ignorant cave people?

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(2 replies, posted in General Discussion)

king o b-b-b-b-ba\asss

if I had to pick JUST ONE chiptune I'd probably go with a Babycakes t-shirt with OMG written on it in the basic NES font

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(5 replies, posted in Nintendo Handhelds)

you can bleach whatever you like man, the sky's the limit

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(8 replies, posted in Releases)

glad you stopped by to listen

this got a really subdued response but it's weird-ass music which sounds nothing like the genre that brought it about so i totally understand

more tawny ant to come I am sure

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(8 replies, posted in Releases)

check this stuff out
not 100% chiptune but with some gorgeous echoing squares and samples sourced from plenty of old games

Demo 2014

just three songs, with influences from VGM, internet dork music, the avant-garde and all sorts of other things

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(60 replies, posted in Nintendo Handhelds)

Wholesome Family Music wrote:

16 wave forms? Variable pattern length? IT'S EVERYTHING I'VE EVER HOPED FOR IN LIFE (I'm a little late on finding out about this update, clearly)!

OK then, big guy

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(23 replies, posted in Releases)

HAHAHA

2014 Dare to Stop Clicking the New Topic Button

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(16 replies, posted in General Discussion)

i feel like most modern games have either really anonymous ambient beats soundtracks with the occasional brass blare
cod classical goblin slaying music
or radio stations made up of hits we're all already sick of
and it's only occasionally that you still hear proper VGM style music coming out of an xbox or ps whatever

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(16 replies, posted in General Discussion)

how come Solstice is suddenly a wretched game?

it's a wonderful C64 style adventure

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(15 replies, posted in General Discussion)

meet the man who married mary jane

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sandneil wrote:

yet again no games for BBC MASTER or DOS were announced

The games industry is a rushed, high-pressure environment as it is - if they had to worry about compatibility with your antiquated, room-filling computer hardware they'd never get anything done. Read Atlas Shrugged.

sandneil wrote:

sh(t gaming industry cant get anything right

Games are booming bigger than ever and there are some, like me, who enjoy the current era more than ever. Damn, do you even get to have an opinion on this, if the last game you played was Chuckie Egg? I mean damn.

sandneil wrote:

new zelda looks like skyrim dlc

Skyrim is up there with the most critically acclaimed games of all time, broheim. You might as well get used to every franchise borrowing defining features from the best of the previous generation. It's all for the good, opening the door to true transhumanism.

sandneil wrote:

microostf announce some games where you shot people with gun

Is this some sort of ignorant joke? Shooting people with a gun is the backbone of gaming, one of its most enduring concepts and one that strikes true a chord with the majority of gamers. Sorry Watch Dogs doesn't let you groom a fucking horse

sandneil wrote:

nintendos announce some remakes of old stuff and some games where you shot people with gun or something

Refinements, not remakes. One of the best ways to really *grok* the path to success is to remake it - especially if the brick textured are normal-mapped and four times their predecessor's resolution, ha ha! idiot

sandneil wrote:

sony have some shotting games too

Didn't you even read what I said?

sandneil wrote:

assasins creed new game w/ no gameplay or inetresting characters

Assassin's Creed, I think you'll find, has a rich and singularly well-researched plot which combines myth, history, conspiracy theory and the doomsday scenario of many cultures into a game which is impossible to lose or do well in - extra lives have long since been considered obsolete, you know. This is progress. Indeed It contains, on sufficiently close examination, Every Character Who Ever Lived. so I don't know from whose ass you pulled this singualarly inept criticism from.

sandneil wrote:

grand theft auto ported to pc so you can shot innocent people with gun on higher graphics settings

Still bitter that GTA3 doesn't boot on your BBC Micro Master? Wise up doofus

sandneil wrote:

something about mirrors edge

... :\

sandneil wrote:

halo 1 2 3 4 so you can relive the glory days of shotting people with guns

They're reasserting their brand. You would too, in their situation.

sandneil wrote:

think theres also some racing car simulator games

No there aren't. Or at least, there are no racing car simulator games (what a stupid phrase, by the way) which will still be on the critic's radar come their Best of 2014 lists. Racing stuff isn't sustainable gaming - it's fluff for beachside arcades. No more.

sandneil wrote:

tomb raider where youcan shot animals with gun... Maybe now ic an blast a tiger in the face with a shotgun in high definition

Wow, you're such a liberal that you wouldn't even defend yourself against a tiger even though you were a helpless woman IN A TOTALLY IMAGINARY SITUATION. Just so you know, sweetums, my vote cancels out yours.

sandneil wrote:

and nintendo make this cute squids game thats like left for dead meets plants versus zombies and probably plays like an iphone game

First smart thing you've said.

There was tons of ignorance in the remainder of your post but I choose not to repeat it in case any of these other drones JUST LIKE YOU start believing it through sheer impressionability. In closing, go back to your facebook games, fucking socialist.