"I did all these hipster things before it was cool to be a hipster." - every hipster ever

you just don't have enough hipster friends

herr_prof wrote:
boaconstructor wrote:

THE ALMIGHTY HERR UNDERSCORE PROF HAS SPOKEN we better stay outta here guys


Whoa whoa whoa, save some of your sarcasm for one of your other unfunny posts.

D:< unfunny what the fuck

THE ALMIGHTY HERR UNDERSCORE PROF HAS SPOKEN we better stay outta here guys

barbeque wrote:

emulate your avatar. the beach babes will be all over you in return.

The Zig Zag guy is the ultimate hipster.. he's rocking the beard of Odin while wearing a scarf in the fashion of an elderly Russian woman.

He's got the irony shit on lock


Telerophon wrote:

just kick your jams and if people are down then they are down, and if they aren't it is their loss.

Yes, this is very much the way to go about this. People viewed me like I was an outsider until they heard my wave channels..

I am now good friends with the majority of these "hipsters".. Your music will always speak for itself when the right people are listening to it

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Auxcide wrote:

I'll tell you how the scene is here, after we're done making one.

That's the spirit

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Vellain wrote:

Awesome! I will see if I can make the X-Bit Saturday, but unfortunately I won't be able to make the next Circuits Ole show on account of me having to do the SAT on October 6th. sad

If you get the chance, you should come check out "DMG 4" @ Pink Gorilla this Friday, September 21st

It just so happens that I'm playing this show as well.. Electric Children, Awesomecat, and G Diffuser will also be playing

barbeque wrote:

2hip4chip

Or maybe not hip enough idk maybe I should grow a thin mustache and start wearing an ironic blazer with a deep vneck underneath

Well, I've been told by the other chipsters that I look too much like a bro to be a hipster (girls at shows/parties have come up and asked me what I was doing there). I guess Nikes and tanktops aren't the right kind of hip for chip?

It probably doesn't help that I make some "brostep"... or that my name can easily be manipulated into broaconstructor

But um yes, *present*

Bit wish wrote:

Wait, are you saying that all of you guys are hipsters?

Ha uhhhh well definitely not saying ALL of us out here are hipsters.. but now that I really think about it, this is probably one of the "hippest" chip communities around based on the high frequency of tight jeans, swoopy hair, thick black-rimmed glasses, and other sorts of wardrobe acquired from secondhand stores. There's lots of discoy chip house around.. and the girls who come to our shows have colors in their hair and tats/piercings.. there's still some of your run of the mill videogame enthusiast lookin chip people too I guess.

I don't exactly fit this stereotype (except 4 glasses fuck) but yeah I guess I am among a vast majority of very hip peoples in Seattle's scene.. is it not so much like that in other places? I've always been slightly under the impression that people who play live chip are at least partially driven to do so because it's "unique" and it makes other people view you as going against the grain.. and you know hipsters are all about that shit

TSC wrote:

ok

glad we're seeing eye-to-eye here

Just a friendly reminder from the folks at X-Bit.. feel free to post these up around your local coffee shops/record stores/American Apparel locations. If the persons who read this are truly hip, they will have no choice but to become a diehard fan of chip and will most likely brag about it to the vast majority of their friends.


If these sorts of people make up even the smallest percentage of your city's population, the size of your scene should grow exponentially within weeks.


Problem solved, you're welcome.

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A_Rival pumpin up teh jamz hardcore @ X-Bit's PAX Afterparty

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I'm fairly offended that this hasn't come up here yet

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Wait... chipmusic and... money??

What the actual fuck is going on here

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relo wrote:

After +- 3 months of modding my gameboy and failing multiple times with a body count of 5. After I finally finished it I made a background tune for the game I'm working one, gone overboard. Taught maybe it'll be fun to get some feed back. and then uploading is down.

Yeah man what do you think this is, 8bc?