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chipocrite, i'm going, taking megabus to and from, 5:30 pm bus from philly and the 1:15 am bus from NYC

facundo eff, fiiine, but you were in it! you practically jumped off of a moving bus! kind of...

DAFREAKINGPANTZ

So, I had a dream about pulsewave, kind of, so i thought this would be a good place to tell you all about it.

It started with me and my girlfriend driving to Manhattan. Once we get there, instead of going to where the tank actually is, for some reason dream-pulsewave is in Queens. So, we leave the car and get on the bus to go to queens. On the bus we find Facundo. Facundo tells us that the bus doesn't actually stop in queens, so what we need to do, is pretend to be sick and ask the bus-driver to stop. So we do, all three of us pretending to be sick so that the bus-driver stops. So the bus-driver stops, and we get off, and pretend to throw up, and the bus just drives away. Now, this dream-Queens, is nothing like real Queens, it's more like... mississippi, and not any cities either. It's on a dirt/gravel road, and the only building around is the venue, which is certainly not the Tank (i forget what the name of the dream venue is). So we three go inside, and there are a few people there still setting up, one of them is Minusbaby. Minusbaby was very happy to see my girlfriend and barely acknowledged me (this made me sad). At this point I realize that I have left my bag, and therefore my wallet back in Manhattan, so I shout "Does anyone have $20 I can borrow!?" So minusbaby says he has money that i could borrow, but it's out in his car, so he just hand me his keys and says it's in the lot across the street. I go out to the parking lot and there are a few cars there and I don't know which is his so I just hit the unlock button, and this new-ish mercedes-benz (which was hidden behind a tow-truck) unlocks, i was surprised, but hey, it's minusbaby, who says he can't have a benz. so I go into the car to grab a $20 bill, and the money he was talking about is just stuffed inside the door pockets. While i'm in the car I notice it is slowly rolling backwards. I try to jam on the brakes, and nothing happens. A few people are standing around trying to figure out what to do, because all of the cars in the lot were rolling backwards. So I got out of the car and just left because I decided that the cars rolling backwards wasn't really worth caring about. So I go back into the venue and I find minusbaby and I say I got the money, and what should I do with it? He says oh no, don't give it to me, but he holds out this piece of cardboard with a slit in it and just says "here." I didn't really know what to do so I took the cardboard thing and put both it and the money on the table on-stage. Oh, so this "venue," while it is apparently where pulsewave takes place it's also somewhere where a few people live. So i go over to one side of the stage to wait for the show to start, when a few people dressed as super-heroes (vaguely reminiscent of peelander z) come down the stairs, and they start complaining to the mistress of the house (because this weird dream-venue has a mistress) about some kind of mess that was made.

That's about where the dream ends, the show never started, so i never got to see albino ghost monkey (balun wasn't there for some reason).

Hope you all have appreciated this.

oh my, look how many days have passed!
what has happened here?

I like it! please finish it sometime and post it, it's a real cool direction.

I lol'd i hope you're not serious...